Fuzzy Philosophy: New Year's Resolutions



Dear Cleo,

Every year I make New Year's Resolutions, and every year I fail to keep them. How can I make resolutions that I can actually stick to this year?

Sincerely,

Hopeful in Hibernation


Dear Hopeful in Hibernation,

Ah, New Year's Resolutions! They’re like trying to catch a snowflake on your tongue – beautiful but often fleeting. Here are my top tips for making resolutions that will stick like honey on your paws:

  1. Be Specific: Instead of saying “I want to be healthier,” say “I will eat three extra bamboo shoots every day.” Trust me, those little details matter! Otherwise, you might find yourself eating three extra socks every day, and those do not taste good. Believe me, I’ve tried.

  2. Make Them Fun: If your resolution feels like a chore, it probably is. Spice it up! Want to exercise more? Why not try Panda Yoga? It’s like regular yoga but with more rolling around and snacking on leaves between poses. The “Downward Facing Panda” is very popular!

  3. Get a Buddy: Everything is better with friends. If you resolve to learn a new skill, find a buddy to join you. Jia and I tried learning to knit together once. We ended up with a tangled mess, but we had a great time and a lot of laughs!

  4. Celebrate Small Wins: Don’t wait until you’ve completely achieved your goal to celebrate. If your resolution is to write more, celebrate after writing your first sentence, your first paragraph, and so on. You deserve to celebrate every tiny step! Maybe throw yourself a mini-party with confetti made from shredded newspaper. Just don’t eat it. Again, learned that the hard way.

Remember, Hopeful, the key is to have fun and be kind to yourself. Resolutions are not about perfection; they’re about growth and enjoying the journey. If you mess up, that’s okay – just brush off the dirt (or snow) and keep going!

Fuzzily yours, 

Cleo

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Cleo is our lovable, confused advice columnist. In Fuzzy Philosophy with Cleo, which posts every Monday, she provides accidentally poignant advice, often misinterpreting situations in the most endearing ways. Cleo's columns are signed off with 'Fuzzily yours,' and she is also a dedicated mother to her son, Jia.

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